Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
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