Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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