you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
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Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
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Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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