some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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