So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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