theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
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