She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
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We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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