these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
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