I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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