handjob tips. give me some.
why do cheetos always look like penises
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
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It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
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But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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