The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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