dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
