Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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