I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
