youre lurking in front of me
Say something about gay babies.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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