I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
tequila makes me forget i have legs
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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