if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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