so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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