...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
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So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
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He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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