Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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