Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
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Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
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According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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