Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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