week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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