Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
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there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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