yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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