Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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