3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
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I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
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Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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