You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Randomize
