your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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