Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
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the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
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It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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