Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
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Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
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can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
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