are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
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They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
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If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
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