Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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