Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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