Your face is a jimmy john
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
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It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
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I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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