I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
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So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
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Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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