dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
My vagina just recognized that song.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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