Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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