Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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