is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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