I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Randomize
