did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
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You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
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I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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