i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I think your dad took our porno
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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