rhymes with "ouble enetration"
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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