If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
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Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
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Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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