Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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