How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
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You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
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That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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