Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
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