..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
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All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
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Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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