we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
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I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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