: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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